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“Cat pee isn't a bad smell if you have a cat that you love.”

— Joanne Rocklin

“She loves the smell of his fur, all warm and musky and cat-spit clean.”

— Sara Stark

“No self-respecting cat wants to have its subtle personal odor masked by overtones of lavender or rose petals.”

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend…

— Debbie Peterson

“Cruel, Clever Cat. Sally, having swallowed cheese, Directs down holes the scented breeze, Enticing thus with baited breath Nice mice to an untimely death.”

— Geoffrey Taylor

“I swore that when I grew up and got my own apartment, I would get one that smelled of old wood, not old cats.”

— Allen Eskens

“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”

— Nicole Amakan

“Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them.” “I fucking hate cats.” “I used to too. You won’t for long.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but…

— Jarod Kintz

“After three days houseguests and food begins to stink!”

— Benjamin Franklin

“In fact, his adult brain acted like his adolescent brain used to. It stopped functioning. All it wanted to do was wrap itself around…

— Shelly Laurenston