Feelings are just like erections. The more you hide it, the more it kills you inside. — Armstrong Smith Copy Share Image
Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“Then let’s treat all these holy texts as stories, fictions, and imperfections that could excite us to tears or erections.” — Rawi Hage Copy Share Image
Singing is a f***ing blast. When it’s really good, it’s as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the… — Joan Osborne Copy Share Image
Old people go to the polls because they can't get erections, young people stay home, do drugs and have sex. — Moby Copy Share Image
“Of erections how few are domed like St. Peter's! of creatures, how few vast as the whale!” — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.” — Alberto Vitale Copy Share Image
“-You do know to put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect, don't you? -I paid a fortune for… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came… — Tara Altebrando Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“when Rownt penises grew an easy two feet longer and picked up a good thirty pounds as part of their erections. “Enjoying” — Lyn Gala Copy Share Image
“They were so simple, men. When it came down to it, they were ruled by their erections. Even when she gave in… — Lauren Blakely Copy Share Image
“Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections.” — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um...yep, Ares was definitely healthy. — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
