Ejaculation Quote by Charles Bukowski

Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.

— Joris-Karl Huysmans

The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections.”

— Patrick deWitt

Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at…

— Katie MacAlister

“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.”

— Tara Altebrando

“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“History shows that erections happen at the worst possible times, and they stick around until someone else notices them. Often, it is either a…

— Andrew Smith

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and…

— Saint Augustine

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

— Glee

“Of erections how few are domed like St. Peter's! of creatures, how few vast as the whale!”

— Herman Melville

“Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey”

— Suzanne Wright

Feelings are just like erections. The more you hide it, the more it kills you inside.

— Armstrong Smith