The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“He has found that he works best when he is not horny, which is to say in the day or so following… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the… — Donald Fagen Copy Share Image
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and,… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
In the name of sense, man, if God made fish to be eaten, what difference does it make if I enjoy the… — William Cowper Prime Copy Share Image
I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Sex-ed courses look at girl's internal parts: for boys it's about ejaculation, erection and wet dreams; for girls, it's periods and unwanted… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
According to the legend an evil old doctor, who called himself God and us dogs, created the first boy in his adolescent… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man... not from a sick man... nor spoiled by… — Antonie van Leeuwenhoek Copy Share Image
She went, however, and they sauntered about together many a half hour in Mr. Grant's shrubbery, the weather being unusually mild for… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation. You have this seminal vesicle churning… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“The best contraception method is to tell a man he can come inside your asshole or on your face.” — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“…he braces himself on the glass walls of the shower and yells out as he cums in my mouth. The sheer force… — Adler and Holt Copy Share Image
I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Jumping to conclusions is like premature ejaculation, only satisfying to the guy doing it, and eventually he stops getting chances to do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before." — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Let's distinguish between freedom and equality. The modern American woman may be more liberated sexually than her mother was, but I don't… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
I think that if I get into the habit of writing a bit about what happens, or rather doesn't happen, I may… — Alice James Copy Share Image
Begin now, as you read these words, as you sit in your chair, to offer your whole selves, utterly and in joyful… — Thomas Raymond Kelly Copy Share Image
