Quote by Neal Stephenson

“I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn’t be productive, I’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“…he braces himself on the glass walls of the shower and yells out as he cums in my mouth. The sheer force of his…

— Adler and Holt

“You’re the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny.”

— Wade Kelly

“There are things a man can do to make himself more articulate, and having sex is not one of them.”

— Amy Alkon

“I believe in success. No matter how much the hard work sucks, the triumph is just like good sex!”

— Himmilicious

“The best sex of my life has officially wiped me out, every muscle a relaxed mess of orgasmy uselessness. He breathes hard, staring at…

— Alessandra Torre

“He does as he pleases and no more. He's the most successful man I know.”

— Nora Roberts

“He takes one finger and moves my lace panties to the side. He darts his tongue inside me and the pleasure is almost unbearable.…

— Adler and Holt

“There's more to sex, the really good kind, than orgasms.”

— Kit Rocha

“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.”

— Rosanna Leo

“I haven’t had sex for six months and all this talk is making me…” He struggles to think of a word. “Horny?” I suggest.…

— Serenity Woods