Funny Quote by Jeremy Limn Download Open image “Life is an ongoing masturbation everyday is a new ejaculation.” — Jeremy Limn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
Life is like masterbation, you keep going until something good comes out of it — Brandon Blease Copy Share Image
Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Life is the most precious thing there is, never disrespect it. All the joys of sex can be implemented through masturbation, thus satisfying your… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
Life is what happens to you while you're planning on doing something else. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Everyday is a new opportunity to change your life and be who you want to be. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Race is the idea that a human being is more superior than another human being, race in society grants illusional rights to mistreat each… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
I remember growing up and music was always the friend that didn't bully me. Music didn't judge me Music didn't tell me to eat… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
Having depression is tough, but surviving every day and telling yourself to go one more day longer is truly courageous. Amidst, all the pain… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
''For the depths 'Of the the ocean ''Show the shrieks Of moulded yellow Vast is the eye that can see and the eye That… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
''And one day when all is gone and mankind is lost, all he leaves is the desert.'' ''For man is his own demise the… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
Words connect us to emotion, the tone of music connects us to the centre of the human heart. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
The only good things about life are 1. Sex 2. Sleep 3. Music 4. Alcohol 5. Hot Showers 6. Hanging with friends 7 Watching… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
