Funny Quote by Brandon Blease Download Open image “Life is like masterbation, you keep going until something good comes out of it” — Brandon Blease ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
Life is where you get dirty, bleed, and exhausted. Still, you end up feeling good about what you did and the progress you have… — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
Life is what happens to you while you're planning on doing something else. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Life gives you plenty of time to do whatever you want to do if you stay in the present moment. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Everything in life is temporary. So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS TEMPORARY.So if things are going good enjoy it cause it won't last forever and if things are going bad don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything in life is temporary.so if things are going good, enjoy it because it wont last forever.And if things are going bad,dont worry it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is the most precious thing there is, never disrespect it. All the joys of sex can be implemented through masturbation, thus satisfying your… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
