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If one is willing to have children, rhythm is probably the best method of contraception. — Elizabeth Hawes Copy Share Image
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The most effective contraceptive will not start off use as directed so expect the unexpected you chose now accepted it! — Franko Copy Share Image
For the record, I believe that women and their doctors should have access to oral contraception when desired by the patient and medically appropriate. — Ami Bera Copy Share Image
Birth-control through self-restraint is the most desirable, sensible and totally harmless method. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They'd be cheap, too. — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
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