Anal Quote by Asa Akira

Anal Sex...it's cheaper than laxatives.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school.

— Mia Kirshner

I love anal sex

— Federico Garcia Lorca

“You forgot to cross off anal sex.” “I tried it once. Didn’t like it. If you’re better at it, I’ll have another crack.” I…

— C.D. Reiss

I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'

— Robert Schimmel

I have nothing against gay people, to be honest my girl and I love anal sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

The closest I ever came to initiating anal sex was a butt dial.

— Laura S

“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep coming across,”…

— Jordan Marie

“Sadly though, the general feelings among straight men is, ‘I ain’t no fucking faggot, so keep clear of my ass.’ Thus, a lot of…

— Inga Muscio

So many invitations to prom on my twitter… I knew all this anal sex would eventually make me popular.

— Asa Akira

There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the…

— Andrew Schneider

Everything I say seems to be a lie to people. Everything I do is wrong. Waste of human space. And human air. Then why…

— Jasmine Laura

“Waste is any human activity which absorbs resources but creates no value. — James P. Womak and Daniel T. Jones, Lean Thinking (Free Press)”

— Ash Maurya

Of all the damnable waste of human life that ever was invented, clerking is the worst.

— George Bernard Shaw