Twitter Quote by Asa Akira Download Open image ““One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.”” — Asa Akira ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Twitter
“My grandpa was a grandma robber. He stole two grandmas, both of them mine. His name was Rob.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.” — Marcy DeMaree Copy Share Image
“Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.” — Heidi W. Durrow Copy Share Image
“I followed her from the MAX down an alley between a strip club and a Chinese restaurant. What? Your grandma doesn’t hang out in… — Stacey Wallace Benefiel Copy Share Image
“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I like knowing you’re safe.” “And yet you haven’t thrown out your inherently evil grandmother.” Chuckling, he shaped her waist with his hands. “I know she’s being a little difficult right now, but she’s one of those people who grow on you.” “No, she’s one of those people who are like Slinkys.” “Slinkys?” “Yeah. Basically useless, but they make you… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share
“Grandma used to put an all-out assault and gangster-style ass whipping on us with anything she could get her hands on: a belt, switches,… — Amina Copy Share Image
“This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store, which is… — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
So many invitations to prom on my twitter… I knew all this anal sex would eventually make me popular. — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
Just read 66 pages of PerezHilton.com. If I didn't have anal sex on camera for a living, I'd be a total waste of human… — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
“A warm, tight refuge for his saint of a shaft. - from the story "Vessel" by Missy Martinez” — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
Sex scenes in (real) movies are always portrayed as creampies. That's pretty scandalous. — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
I can't stop masturbating, but I don't have to be anywhere for another 7 hours so it's ok. — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I enjoy upsetting the right people. I love poking fun at earnest censors. I want to push the bounds of what can be said… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
The social [media channel] isn't about beauty contests and popularity contests. They're a distortion, a caricature of the real thing. It's about trust, connection,… — Umair Haque Copy Share Image
I do have opinions. Fortunately, I neither Twitter nor Facebook. My daughter forbids me to go on social media. — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
When I'm on Twitter, we just talk to people. I call all my Twitter followers my 'Twitter babies.' — Rozonda Thomas Copy Share Image
I loved Twitter. But I was going to end up saying something that would get me into trouble. I have kept a clean nose… — Micah Richards Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't incriminate yourself. You got the Twitter. I hate twitter. It should be some exclusivity. — Sean Price Copy Share Image
I'm so scared of social media and if I could delete my pages I would, and I think I will one day. But one… — Jenna Ortega Copy Share Image
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