Boredom Quotes by Asa Akira

“This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store, which is…

— Asa Akira

“Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever”

— Asa Akira

So many invitations to prom on my twitter.... I knew all this anal sex would eventually make me popular.

— Asa Akira

Just read 66 pages of PerezHilton.com. If I didn't have anal sex on camera for a living, I'd be a total waste of human…

— Asa Akira

“A warm, tight refuge for his saint of a shaft. - from the story "Vessel" by Missy Martinez”

— Asa Akira

“One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.”

— Asa Akira

Sex scenes in (real) movies are always portrayed as creampies. That's pretty scandalous.

— Asa Akira

“We're all just the product of a vaginal creampie”

— Asa Akira

I can't stop masturbating, but I don't have to be anywhere for another 7 hours so it's ok.

— Asa Akira