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“If we got caught being in grandma’s smaller room without her or without another adult being there, we were surely in for a good…

— Amina

Niko caught my hand and slapped it lightly down on the bar. “Pistol whipping elderly women isn’t precisely our mission statement, Cal.” I hadn’t…

— Rob Thurman

“She’s not my lady. She’s my obstinate, dirty woman who’s in need of a good ass-whipping”

— Ruby Rowe

“One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.”

— Asa Akira

My 91-year-old great-grandma would get out of her chair and whip me if I start acting like I'm some star or something like that.

— Morgan Wallen

“She'd started handcuffed, armed with a paper clip. Now she had a ten-inch strip of metal with sharp edges, handcuffs, and a paper clip.…

— Rachel Caine

“The kid pulled a Buck knife out of his pants pocket. "How about giving me your purse, bitch?" Sally hiked up his skirt, reached…

— Janet Evanovich

“Old women have a thing for me. And I don't mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk, why-don't-you-push-my-wheelchair-into-the-broom-closet-so-we-can-get-nasty kind…

— Emma Chase

My grandma told me, don't get into trouble. I know how hard she worked to take care of her own nine kids and my…

— Shannon Sharpe

Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her…

— Richard Peck

“I followed her from the MAX down an alley between a strip club and a Chinese restaurant. What?  Your grandma doesn’t hang out in…

— Stacey Wallace Benefiel

“...then in a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in heaven, and…

— Connie Willis