Humorous Quote by Holly Hood Download Open image ““Does my grandma count as a bodyguard?”” — Holly Hood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“this bodyguard may have a service revolver in his pocket, but he’s got a magnum in his pants. Yum.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“I followed her from the MAX down an alley between a strip club and a Chinese restaurant. What? Your grandma doesn’t hang out in… — Stacey Wallace Benefiel Copy Share Image
“All the rules changed. I’m holding you hostage, pretty. Who the hell do you think you are?” “Just an old lady trying to make… — Cat Porter Copy Share Image
“Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.” — Heidi W. Durrow Copy Share Image
“Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.” — Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri Copy Share Image
“My grandpa was a grandma robber. He stole two grandmas, both of them mine. His name was Rob.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here. Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke. Nona keeps their lights on. A little… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“If we became a pal to what scared us the most, we could find a simple way to ease all that bothered us, we… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“She promised him she would love him until she was physically unable to anymore and then after when all she could do was hold… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“He pulled the gun from his waist, running it along my cheek and back down to my lips. I blinked back the tears at… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Would you guys choose to walk away from possibly the most incredible encounter of your lifetime just because you had to let it go… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
You need to grow up, and realize what it is you need right now, and what you can live without. — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can do what… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
