Humor Quote by Holly Hood Download Open image ““Stay away from that guy. He looks like a career criminal.”” — Holly Hood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life
“There's a fine line between career criminals and career professionals because most of us fall somewhere in between.” — Samantha Leahy Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.” — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“I'm not a criminal. I'm a buisness woman.” — Oona Wong from Kiki Strike Inside the Shdaow City Copy Share Image
“He doesn't look like a gangster, but then he's not the office worker type, either...some kind of entrepreneur maybe, or, - wait, I've got… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I think I must have got an eye - and I'll be honest, I hope so: I hope he's a one-eyed prison guard now and telling his tale about how he tried to sell a little boy after a deal was made and that boy turned round and took his eye out - I hope his whole cheating face is… — Andy Mulligan Copy Share
“I don't think he could ever be a serial killer. He's way too shy. That Ted Bundy guy, he was pretty outgoing , from… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here. Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke. Nona keeps their lights on. A little… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“If we became a pal to what scared us the most, we could find a simple way to ease all that bothered us, we… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“She promised him she would love him until she was physically unable to anymore and then after when all she could do was hold… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“He pulled the gun from his waist, running it along my cheek and back down to my lips. I blinked back the tears at… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Would you guys choose to walk away from possibly the most incredible encounter of your lifetime just because you had to let it go… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
You need to grow up, and realize what it is you need right now, and what you can live without. — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can do what… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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