Quote by Kinky Friedman Download Open image ““He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.”” — Kinky Friedman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He was never entirely sure what financial services meant. It seemed to cover a spectrum from innocent to guilty and then extremely guilty with… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“Who shot at you?" Nick asked, taking in the stunned expressions on his staffers' faces. Why couldn't he have fallen for an accountant?” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“Well, we all have our specialties, Harold." For example, you are a wanking accountant.” — Dylan Schaffer Copy Share Image
“I could become a businessman and run some big corporation, I'd scramble and maneuver until I was at the top of everything and what… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“He doesn't look like a gangster, but then he's not the office worker type, either...some kind of entrepreneur maybe, or, - wait, I've got… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“Maybe a different job, though. Something boring, so no one asks follow-up questions about it.” “Accounting?” — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
“Reilly's closet looked like Marilyn Manson's. Assuming he'd been reborn as an accountant.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“What kind of company would we have if every employee was just like you?” — Eldon Henson Copy Share Image
“Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or the other.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“A bodyguard. Sounded possible. The guy hadn’t recognized me, I’d seen that. He was probably here just for protection and surveillance tag team. Or… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image