Accountant Quote by Jake Lacy

Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.

— Hannah Gadsby

I actually studied accounting in college. So I'm a CPA.

— Stacy Brown-Philpot

I think you could get a good accountant, but I think I am the best accountant for me. Can't nobody count my money like…

— Yo Gotti

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage…

— Fred Willard

I'd like to learn how to do my own accounts or something. That would be a nice skill. Maybe there's an Aaron Sorkin film…

— Harris Dickinson

I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they…

— Richard Branson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

— Jackie Mason

My accountant worships me because I'm so cautious with my money.

— Scott Patterson

An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.

— F. Ross Johnson

They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism.

— Sean O'Grady

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

— Charles Lyell

You can't be the accountant in your accounting firm. You can't cut the grass in your landscaping business. You can't work on the vehicles…

— Michael Gerber