Accountants Quote by Richard Branson

Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.

— Hannah Gadsby

Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, I believe at the…

— Bob Newhart

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

— Charles Lyell

They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism.

— Sean O'Grady

I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant.

— Aubrey McClendon

It is well known that you can only manage what you measure, and as this is the job of professional accountants, it means they…

— Kofi Annan

I talked to one accountant, a very nice fellow who I would have been glad to have his family marry into mine. He said,…

— Charlie Munger

You can't be the accountant in your accounting firm. You can't cut the grass in your landscaping business. You can't work on the vehicles…

— Michael Gerber

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not…

— Bob Newhart

Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.

— Warren Farrell

I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was…

— Bob Newhart

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage…

— Fred Willard