An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson Copy Share Image
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future. — Paul Orfalea Copy Share Image
A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music. — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure… — Walter Wriston Copy Share Image
Most people in America understand that the rich people hire good accountants and figure out how not to necessarily pay all the… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My secret vice is Sudoku puzzles. Can't stop playing them. My parents are accountants. I blame them entirely. — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
I didn't do anything differently than what my father was doing. It's a really hard family to rebel in. I could have… — Justin Townes Earle Copy Share Image
There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not… — Dorothy Fields Copy Share Image
For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind… — Shaun Alexander Copy Share Image
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easier to teach a poet how to read a balance sheet than it is to teach an accountant how to write. — Henry R. Luce Copy Share Image
I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. But you… — Ken Livingstone Copy Share Image
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
We're in an era where the demand is for immediate hits that are destined to become obsolescent. Six months later, everyone forgets… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
I would've liked to have been a better businessman when I was younger. And of course, I couldn't, because it wasn't part… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
My generation's parents told their children, 'Become an accountant, a lawyer, or an engineer; that will give you a solid foothold in… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now. I don't fight that much now. I don't look for it… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I… — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
I just kind of dive in if I think I can create something that will make a difference and then try to… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
And it does no harm to repeat, as often as you can, 'Without me the literary industry would not exist: the publishers,… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“Cultural wisdom says 'Don't quit your day job.' Yet I think these desires represent our psyche's stretch toward wholeness. And to be… — Mary Rose O'Reilley Copy Share Image
So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If one looks closely one sees that there is no essential difference between a beggar's livelihood and that of numberless respectable people.… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Above the dirt of an unmarked grave and beneath the shadow of the abandoned refinery, the children would play their own made… — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
“My father could have been a great comedian but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Everyone caved, adopted loose [accounting] standards, and created exotic derivatives linked to theoretical models. As a result, all kinds of earnings, blessed… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Too many companies these days can't tell the difference between good profits and bad… By now you're probably wondering how in heaven's… — Fred Reichheld Copy Share Image
Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
“Maxine recoils, only partly out of the classic accountant's allergy to real folding money” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
A judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail. — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality. — Kaz Cooke Copy Share Image
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