If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player personnel? — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
I've always hated the way Hollywood has portrayed accountants. They're always little nerd balls, wimpy, afraid of everything. Growing up with accountants,… — Amy Heckerling Copy Share Image
Like a forensic accountant trying to solve a corporate fraud, following the trail of money around the circle is a good way… — Jim Stanford Copy Share Image
George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an… — John Osborne Copy Share Image
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to be a math major. My parents were both accountants and wanted me to major in business.… — Michael Silverblatt Copy Share Image
You earn very little money on independent films and I'm the provider for my home, so I do have to think of… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
Man, if it weren't for Bill's Records and Tapes I would've been an accountant like my dad. I love my dad, but… — Ryan Miller Copy Share Image
If businesses don't know from state to state what the requirements are for taxes, they have to waste a lot of money… — Bob Goodlatte Copy Share Image
Why is an accountant who knows the regulation and codes and takes advantage of tax loopholes that save you thousands of dollars… — Michael Gray Copy Share Image
Can you imagine anything more tragic?' Rose asked. 'To be born a princess --native and to the manor born-- and then to… — Regina Doman Copy Share Image
It's not only exciting to watch, but you can also speak a different language with each other. It's a music language that's… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
Scientology 1970 is being planned on a religious organization basis throughout the world. This will not upset in any way the usual… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
When it all started, record companies - and there were many of them, and this was a good thing - were run… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors - the number of doctors I've seen in L.A.… — Freida Pinto Copy Share Image
When I open my mouth and sing, the truth comes out. When I write, the truth comes out. I can't lie. That,… — George Michael Copy Share Image
If you're a wealthy heir with a trust fund, and you sell stocks, make your 10% gains since Donald Trump, and then… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
We are not utopians, we do not “dream” of dispensing at once with all administration, with all subordination. These anarchist dreams, based… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a very obsessive profession that you need to stay obsessed to get anywhere, and it's very easy for us to get… — Joan Chen Copy Share Image
Fact is, the work place to a great extent is "where we live." We need star accountants. Boffo saleswomen. Over-the-top creatives in… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was an option.… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
I've done everything. I've sung, done records, plays... It just so happened my first professional job was as a dancer. I've done… — Bruno Tonioli Copy Share Image
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and… — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
Minor magicians take pains to fit this traditional wizardly bill. By contrast, the really powerful magicians take pleasure in looking like accountants. — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can't draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
[Professional accountants ] should be encouraging companies to enhance their green credentials by switching to renewables, and to respect core labor standards… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
I have an accountant, obviously, because I'm self employed, and I use an independent financial adviser. I trust my accountant because we… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When actors go onstage, you know immediately if they can do their job. You can be a lawyer or an accountant for… — Patsy Rodenburg Copy Share Image
I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart. — Irene Cara Copy Share Image
I'm big into stocks. I've invested in a lot of stocks. One day I was talking to my accountant, and he was… — Fetty Wap Copy Share Image
Britain needs a simpler tax system which is simple to understand, where there are no loop-holes, where the very rich do not… — George Osborne Copy Share Image
While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant. — George Ryan Copy Share Image
Sociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus. — Peter S. Prescott Copy Share Image
My accountant tells me I can't be a California resident anymore. I spend too much of my time in New York. — Phil Jackson Copy Share Image
Every day in life there are challenges; whether you're an accountant, a race car driver or whatever you do. — Justin Allgaier Copy Share Image
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I don't know of any other country where the accountant enjoys a… — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image