I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I don't mean to sugarcoat the figure on restatements, but I think it is positive - it shows a healthy system. The… — Steve Odland Copy Share Image
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm big into stocks. I've invested in a lot of stocks. One day I was talking to my accountant, and he was… — Fetty Wap Copy Share Image
The income tax has spawned an intrusive bureaucracy, creating so much complexity and red tape that millions of ordinary citizens have to… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
We're in a world that is run by accountants and I think that it's sad in many ways. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not… — Dorothy Fields Copy Share Image
Above the dirt of an unmarked grave and beneath the shadow of the abandoned refinery, the children would play their own made… — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality. — Kaz Cooke Copy Share Image
My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it. — Anne Robinson Copy Share Image
We're in an era where the demand is for immediate hits that are destined to become obsolescent. Six months later, everyone forgets… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Textbooks don't teach people how to avoid paying any income tax. But that's what an army of tax lawyers and corporate tax… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
I would have thought that one of the things one should learn from college is that nothing is guaranteed. Even if you… — Rebecca Mead Copy Share Image
In terms of my father, if you have 4 children that work in film, then there certainly was a happy, positive influence… — Lucia Puenzo Copy Share Image
My company is now in it's third year of trading with CBS accountants. I have found them 100% professional and their expertise… — Christopher Wray Copy Share Image
On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
My accountant tells me I can't be a California resident anymore. I spend too much of my time in New York. — Phil Jackson Copy Share Image
Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was an option.… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now. I don't fight that much now. I don't look for it… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind… — Shaun Alexander Copy Share Image
