Accountants Quote by Robert Morley

COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.

— Robert Morley

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

— Robert Morley

I have never willingly chased a ball.

— Robert Morley

I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

— Robert Morley

We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after…

— Robert Morley

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

— Robert Morley

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin…

— Robert Morley

I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife…

— Robert Morley

If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.

— Robert Morley

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

— Robert Morley

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time…

— Robert Morley

A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.

— Robert Morley