There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
