Accountants Quote by Robert Morley

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

— Don Rickles

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

— Woody Allen

An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.

— F. Ross Johnson

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

— Woody Allen

Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, I believe at the…

— Bob Newhart

“God damn it, he was thinking, this dying business is difficult. They just won’t let you get on with it, not on your own…

— Julian Barnes

When you're dealing with a big amount of money, you should have your own accountant and your own lawyer.

— Johnny Van Zant

“While death isn’t a sure thing anymore, taxes still are.”

— Kevin J. Anderson

My consultant keeps telling me sudden death could come at any moment.

— John Tavener

“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”

— Terry Pratchett

If you talk to a top accountant about his field of expertise, it's mind-boggling.

— Vincent Kompany

“Listen,” I said, cool as a 911 operator talking someone down from a ledge, “you’re dead. I’m sorry about that, but I am not…

— Devon Monk