Accountant Quote by Don Rickles Download Open image “I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.” — Don Rickles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accountant Accountants Dies Failure Forty He Ifs Me Mistake Years
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with a big amount of money, you should have your own accountant and your own lawyer. — Johnny Van Zant Copy Share Image
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. — Charles Lyell Copy Share Image
If a businessman makes a mistake, he suffers the consequences. If a bureaucrat makes a mistake, you suffer the consequences. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
If you talk to a top accountant about his field of expertise, it's mind-boggling. — Vincent Kompany Copy Share Image
A businessman cannot force you to buy his product; if he makes a mistake, he suffers the consequences; if he fails, he takes the… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, I believe at the… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the… — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
You can make a very good argument that society would be much worse off if you let 10 rapists and murderers free rather than… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
“Financial statements are my novels, I am a Chartered Accountant.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
I have a poverty demon. I'll ask my accountant if I can afford something, and he'll say, 'What are you talking about?' — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
You can't be the accountant in your accounting firm. You can't cut the grass in your landscaping business. You can't work on the vehicles… — Michael Gerber Copy Share Image
In the e-filing system, the accountant has the user identity and password of each company. This would potentially allow a rogue accountant to play… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
I had my first accountant when I was 20 and he reminded me I had a tax bill to pay, so I had to… — Colin Jackson Copy Share Image
