In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little -… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
