Al Capone's my uncle. The old days were a lot different. The Latin Casino was the big time. When I got there… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Honestly, I didn't realize it - all of a sudden, I was 90. The years skipped by quickly. When it happened, I… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Most people think the character I do onstage is the way I am offstage, but I'm just a regular guy who spends… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Herb Solo at that time was the head of MGM. I said, 'I want to live like Clint Eastwood.' Did I know… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I've been to Philadelphia a lot of times over the years, playing the old Celebrity Room and most of the other clubs… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
