Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I always say that comedians and actors were all kind of shy when they were young. I was very, believe it or… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
At 90, I'm still working a couple of dates a month. My mind is very sharp on the stage, so why not?… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
