I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
