Funny Quote by Don Rickles Download Open image “If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.” — Don Rickles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Ifs Insult Mean People Were
If you're going to insult someone, spell the words correctly. It's hard to be insulted when you can't stop laughing! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I don't think you should ever insult people unintentionally: if you're doing it, you ought to mean it. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
