I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When someone says to me, do you do stand-up I say absolutely not. I like to think of it as a theatrical… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I think they [Martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] liked my honesty. My personality. For that, they always treated me great. I,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
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