I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
My father was an insurance man and a small-time gambler. He was a good man, but he had an eye for the… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I've been to Philadelphia a lot of times over the years, playing the old Celebrity Room and most of the other clubs… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
What I do is, I make fun of people and I make fun of myself and things around us and exaggerate things.… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
