Believe Quote by Don Rickles

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I always say, if I tell you a joke right now and it's funny, you laugh. Now, we set the lights, and I tell…

— Martin Landau

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller…

— Steve Carell

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

— Jonathan Raban

To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and…

— Don Rickles

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

— Larry David