Being Quote by James DeGale

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.

— Perez Hilton

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller…

— Steve Carell

If you know how I am, you know how I am. I like to joke.

— Todd Gurley

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

— Jonathan Raban

Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly,…

— Phoebe Robinson

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good at jokes.

— Will Forte

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles