Jokes Quote by David E. Kelley Download Open image “I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.” — David E. Kelley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself. — James DeGale Copy Share Image
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good at jokes. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
The designer [...] has a passion for doing something that fits somebody's needs, but that is not just a simple fix. The designer has… — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
People are out of their home on a Saturday night or they're at the movies or they're at dinner and a lot of the… — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
One of the most fundamental questions people have about defense attorneys is, 'How can you do that? How can you go to bat everyday… — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
When the stories come easily and the writing process doesn't feel laboring, that's usually a good sign for me. — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
When I really have to push and grope and scratch and claw to make a story work, that's a telltale sign that maybe something… — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
If you interview people or friends who work with me, they would say I'm private or internal or don't emote a lot. Yet I… — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
Some of my high school teachers did remind me that I had an excellent imagination when it came to making up excuses. — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
When you create a show, and create characters, these people are like children to you. — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
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