Joke Quote by Perez Hilton Download Open image “I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.” — Perez Hilton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Jokes Just Know Really
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself. — James DeGale Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Jokes have to be quite naked to be understood. They have to be quite simple. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Jokes are a lot about meaning. I think if we understand what jokes mean and why they work, we'd understand everything else. Genuinely I… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
There's only one me. I'm obsessed with pop culture and celebrity. I used to be an actor, I used to be a journalist and… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
Pop is everything from Kanye West to Taylor Swift, it's all pop to me. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
People really care about Kim Kardashian: they know her, they watch her, they follow her on social media, they know about her whole family.… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
My dream scenario would be to partner with a huge media conglomerate, an NBC Universal or a Fox, and help give me a platform… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
Fans can expect all the hype to be true with 'Born This Way' and with the album. I'm very perceptive of what people are… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
I'm excited to help people get healthier and be happier with eTone Fitness. It's been a lifesaver. I'm able to get my sweat on,… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
A baby smiling at you in person is better than any antidepressant you could ever take! — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
I actually am a Kardashian fan. But I found myself at a point where I started to become sick of it. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever there's a… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
