Average Quote by Paul Feig Download Open image “You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.” — Paul Feig ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Average Batting Jokes Percent Thousand
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
You're not going to have a 1.000 batting average, but the way you get votes is, you just push and you push. I'm not… — Tim Kaine Copy Share Image
We're not going to have a perfect batting average and it's important that Americans understand that. — Michael Leiter Copy Share Image
If I have a 100 percent batting average, you should fire me, because it means we haven't tried anything really noble. — Larry Brilliant Copy Share Image
I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head. — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
I'd say that probably 95 per cent of batting is mental and decision-making. — Steve Smith Copy Share Image
“Since 2008, batters have hit only .175 against pitches thrown at 100 m.p.h. or above. Batting averages go up as the speed of the… — Barry Bearak Copy Share Image
Hitters get paid a lot of money to hit. Let's face it, man, sometimes they just do. — Andy Pettitte Copy Share Image
Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a little kid, I've felt comfortable in a suit. It all started when my mom bought me a three-piece Pierre… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a failure. I mean, I'll be honest. I'm successful in that I'm getting to work on great stuff, but I think… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
You have to know everything. You have to know how to light a scene. You have to know all this technical stuff about directing.… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
You just have to be classy at the end of the day. That doesn't mean you can't go with a midnight blue tux. And… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If you're not connected emotionally to a story, then you're dead. You're as a filmmaker really just opening the door for people to lose… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The British model, which I've always thought was great, is that you do a TV show and then they sell it. Then you can… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood,’ — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I genuinely did not expect more than half our nation to choose to walk away from our long-term allies into the arms of our… — Brian Reade Copy Share Image
There were times last year when people looked at the scoreboard and thought my batting average was the temperature. — Buck Martinez Copy Share Image
The average condition of the people improving or deteriorating, depends upon whether population is advancing faster than improvement, or improvement than population. — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The average well-being of our societies is not dependent any longer on national income and economic growth. ... But the differences between us and… — Richard G. Wilkinson Copy Share Image
I really focus more to hit for average, just try to put the ball in play as much as I can. — Juan Soto Copy Share Image
You give me enough shots, I'll average 20. You give me a particular system where I stick close to the basket, I'll average 10 rebounds. — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
The average ordinary citizen can do a lot of different things when it comes to the climate crisis. — Lawrence Bender Copy Share Image
The average American expends more time becoming informed about choosing a car than choosing a candidate. But, then, the consequences of the former choice… — George Will Copy Share Image
My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span - a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly have evolved… — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image