Gentleman Quote by David Letterman

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

— Bob Hope

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

— Will Rogers

I'm not really political in my comedy, and I'm not looking to have the best joke about Trump or the best joke about whatever…

— Esther Povitsky

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

— David Letterman

The great thing about writing jokes for President Obama is that he is not afraid to tell jokes that are actually funny - and…

— Jon Lovett

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

— Jesse Ventura

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

— Bob Hope

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.

— Peter Chernin

Although a lot of established comedians had these really well crafted jokes about Al Qaeda and George Bush, I didn't have any of that.

— Michelle Buteau

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

— Henny Youngman

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

— Henry Cate VII