Inspirational Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Inspirational Jokes Offended Political Political jokes Politics
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny. — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's not expected.… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I'm not really political in my comedy, and I'm not looking to have the best joke about Trump or the best joke about whatever… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
Whenever you're talking about using humor in politics or in a policy speech or in a serious moment, you're talking about using it as… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
My sensibility has never been political. The things I find funny are generally apolitical. — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We talk to God--that is prayer; God talks to us--that is inspiration. — H. Emilie Cady Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just understand that the good that you want is already here. All you have to do is get in harmony with it. And you… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
