There was something really fun about when I used to do bus tours. I was on mic all day, trying to be… — Tim Dillon Day Copy Share Image
My job is supposed to be about making whatever I'm talking about funny. — Tim Dillon Funny Copy Share Image
Yeah, I bought a house with a subprime mortgage in 2007. It was a two-year fixed rate and, like everybody else in… — Tim Dillon America Copy Share Image
My comedy is not like the tightest thing in the world. There are punchlines, there are jokes, but it's like, I like… — Tim Dillon Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm sure Jason Bateman is a swell guy. No one wants to know what he thinks about anything. He's a brilliant actor… — Tim Dillon Actor Copy Share Image
When you really fall in love with someone, you start making stupid decisions. That's why rich people guard themselves against it. — Tim Dillon Art making Copy Share Image
The media is at a fever pitch all the time but most people are just trying to pay their bills and are… — Tim Dillon Fever pitch Copy Share Image
I love crowd work, I love riffing, I love the intersection of when I have a bit and I can ask you… — Tim Dillon Crowd Copy Share Image
YouTubers are going to have millions of dollars, millions of fans, and no skills when they're all 40. — Tim Dillon Dollars Copy Share Image
People that are good at podcasting are good at it, precisely because there is no other option for them. — Tim Dillon Because Copy Share Image
My sensibility has never been political. The things I find funny are generally apolitical. — Tim Dillon Find Copy Share Image
I tried to sell mortgages for just under a year and saw the tail end of the mortgage crisis. I was not… — Tim Dillon Business Copy Share Image
Society is held together by duct tape and a lot of these fragile mechanisms are starting to break down. I have found… — Tim Dillon Community Copy Share Image
