April fools day Quote by Will Rogers Download Open image “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” — Will Rogers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare April fools day Funny Funny inspirational Hilarious Jokes Political Practical joke Practicals Trouble
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's not expected.… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny. — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
Whenever you're talking about using humor in politics or in a policy speech or in a serious moment, you're talking about using it as… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
The great thing about writing jokes for President Obama is that he is not afraid to tell jokes that are actually funny - and… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude? Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
April is my favorite month because is the month everyone been foolish . LOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
