Comedy Quote by Bob Hope Download Open image “I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.” — Bob Hope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Getting Elected Jokes Jokes Getting Political Political jokes Politics
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
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You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's not expected.… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny. — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I decided that instead of making jokes about politics, I need to take part in it, and therefore, I can't make jokes and participate. — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
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In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
