Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
