Bees Quote by Bob Hope

My parents never had to tell me about the birds and the bees, you know? It was very out in the open.

— Corey Stoll

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

— Rodney Dangerfield

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife

— Anonymous

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George,…

— George Carlin

When I was younger, my father told me not to pigeonhole the way that I perceive myself.

— Domhnall Gleeson

“I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Here's a trick to giving the birds-and-bees talk: You gotta do it in a car, so they can't escape. That's what all my girlfriends'…

— Martha MacIsaac

Thirty years ago my older brother, who was ten years old at the time, was trying to get a report written on birds that…

— Anne Lamott

“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex?  You never see a…

— Tara Sivec

Father I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet.

— George Washington

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his…

— Bill Cosby

My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid…

— Anonymous