Marriage Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife

— Anonymous

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty…

— Bob Hope

My parents never had to tell me about the birds and the bees, you know? It was very out in the open.

— Corey Stoll

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George,…

— George Carlin

When I was a little kid, I told stories.

— Stephen Tobolowsky

My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I…

— Zooey Deschanel

“He chuckled. “Some parents give their kids the ‘birds and the bees’ talk. Our dad gave us ‘you’re going to turn into a hairy…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex?  You never see a…

— Tara Sivec

“I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

In first grade, I told my friends I had a third story in my house filled with jewels and lions.

— Kendall Jenner

I told my whole life story in my book.

— Heather Mills

This, my children," Alistair said proudly, "was barbecue pork." Dan rapped his fingers against the latch. "Been out in the sun for a long…

— Peter Lerangis