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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty…

— Bob Hope

My parents never had to tell me about the birds and the bees, you know? It was very out in the open.

— Corey Stoll

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George,…

— George Carlin

“He chuckled. “Some parents give their kids the ‘birds and the bees’ talk. Our dad gave us ‘you’re going to turn into a hairy…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I…

— Zooey Deschanel

“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex?  You never see a…

— Tara Sivec

All I knew about bees when I started to write 'The Secret Life of Bees' was that they can live in a wall of…

— Sue Monk Kidd

My elder son and his wife keep bees, and my younger son has bees, too.

— Prunella Scales

Boy killed a butterfly, dad saidNo butter for u He killed a honeybee, dad said No honey for u. Mom killed a cockroach. Boy:…

— Me

In first grade, I told my friends I had a third story in my house filled with jewels and lions.

— Kendall Jenner