Dad Quote by Me

“When children see their parents killing insects, then they also kill [insects]. Whatever knowledge they see, they do accordingly. So they take a beating…

— Dada Bhagwan

The boy wakes up to a broken bottle and a lot of blood and little memory of what happen that night. But then when…

— Luna

BOY: hey dad I got a girlfriend DAD: good job son!...GIRL: daddy I got a boyfriend DAD: (loads shotgun)

— Ana

Little boy came home from school one day and he ask his mama, mama'2x what is that ? that hangs from daddy like a…

— Clevelle

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the…

— Jerry Lewis

DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!

— Anonymous

“Ten little Indian boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine. Nine little Indian boys sat up…

— Agatha Christie

A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Dont Follow Me,Because My Mother Is Coming Behind U, Boy:Dont U Worry,My Father Is Following Her

— Babloo

“You cannot live like honey throughout your lives because the poisonous insects extinct your being..!”

— Tehreem Hassan

When I came home in the rain, BROTHER asked why didnt u take an umbrella. SISTER advised why didnt u wait till rain stopped.…

— Babloo

“As a child, he'd found a butterfly emerging from a cocoon. He'd tried to help it by prying open the husk to set the…

— Laura Bacchi

Mama told me not to waste my life, she said spread your wings my little butterfly.

— Little Mix