Dad Quote by Ana Download Open image “BOY: hey dad I got a girlfriend DAD: good job son!...GIRL: daddy I got a boyfriend DAD: (loads shotgun)” — Ana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boyfriend Dad Dad Daddy Funny Girl Daddy Girlfriend Dad Good job Got Girlfriend True
Brother: Hey dad, I got a new gf today Dad: Good for you son Sister: hey dad I got a new bf today Dad:… — Idk Google Copy Share Image
While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?'… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Ode to Dad: My dad was a Father to the whole block. There were only two Dads on the block, mine and another girls.… — Keshia M Williams Copy Share Image
“For two months, Dad, it would be like you had a son. Someone to pitch baseballs to--” “I pitch baseballs to you.” “Someone to… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Dad: someone who hopes his son will turn out just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did. — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
The most challenging part of being a dad is trying to postpone the moment when they realize you don't know anything. I love any… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“Fathers are like your BackBone,They will stand by you 4ever N ever. While Mothers are your Heart...They live with your Happiness N die with… — Shweta Sonali Copy Share Image
What if I tell you I'm falling again? what if I tell you I'm willing to stand there till you notice me again? what… — Ana Copy Share Image
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana Copy Share Image
Dont hate me cause ur man want me dont be jealouse cause hes thinking of when he says he loves u dont hate him… — Ana Copy Share Image
I dont regret us, but sometimes I do, cause I could of givin my heart to someone better than you, but now that I… — Ana Copy Share Image
How will you know I'm hurting if you cant see my pain? to wear them on my body tells what words can not explain — Ana Copy Share Image
Be careful with who you open up with, because only a few people care the rest are just curious — Ana Copy Share Image
Everybody says that love hurts but thats not true. loneliness hurt, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts, everybody confuses these things with love but in… — Ana Copy Share Image
You said you'd never hurt me, you said you'd never lie, well you just did both, but yet you also made me cry — Ana Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image