Funny Quote by Ana Download Open image “COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN!” — Ana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny True
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
If a cop pulls me over and he says papers and I say scissors does that mean I have won — Me Copy Share Image
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Scissors. He'd pulled a credit card and a pair of scissors from the drawer. Which meant he could either bribe or stab his adversary.… — Jane Jensen Copy Share Image
“You’ve taken so many drugs that you couldn’t legally operate a pair of safety scissors.” — S.M. Reine Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose."… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
What if I tell you I'm falling again? what if I tell you I'm willing to stand there till you notice me again? what… — Ana Copy Share Image
Dont hate me cause ur man want me dont be jealouse cause hes thinking of when he says he loves u dont hate him… — Ana Copy Share Image
I dont regret us, but sometimes I do, cause I could of givin my heart to someone better than you, but now that I… — Ana Copy Share Image
How will you know I'm hurting if you cant see my pain? to wear them on my body tells what words can not explain — Ana Copy Share Image
Be careful with who you open up with, because only a few people care the rest are just curious — Ana Copy Share Image
Everybody says that love hurts but thats not true. loneliness hurt, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts, everybody confuses these things with love but in… — Ana Copy Share Image
You said you'd never hurt me, you said you'd never lie, well you just did both, but yet you also made me cry — Ana Copy Share Image
Hey Daniel if u see this they took my phone away so I have no contact at all with no one I miss you,… — Ana Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
