COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana Copy Share Image
“What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?” “No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
