BOY: hey dad I got a girlfriend DAD: good job son!...GIRL: daddy I got a boyfriend DAD: (loads shotgun) — Ana Copy Share Image
When you see a man opening a car door for a women it only means 1 of 2 things, either the car… — Ana Copy Share Image
If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apoligize then it is to get permission — Ana Copy Share Image
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana Copy Share Image
Im through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin,… — Ana Copy Share Image
So why dont you start studying her heart and stop studying her booty, or maybe invest the same amount of time on… — Ana Copy Share Image
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the evil that was going on, he decided to send an… — Ana Copy Share Image
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream last night...i pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff — Ana Copy Share Image
Boys, if you dont look like Calvin Klein models, dont expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels — Ana Copy Share Image
Bronco is the most awsome guy ever, hes just full of awsomness, there will not be a person in this world that… — Ana Copy Share Image
Judge me and ill prove you wrong, tell me what to do and ill tell you off, say I'm not worth it… — Ana Copy Share Image
What if I tell you I'm falling again? what if I tell you I'm willing to stand there till you notice me again? what… — Ana Copy Share Image
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana Copy Share Image
Dont hate me cause ur man want me dont be jealouse cause hes thinking of when he says he loves u dont hate him… — Ana Copy Share Image
I dont regret us, but sometimes I do, cause I could of givin my heart to someone better than you, but now that I… — Ana Copy Share Image
How will you know I'm hurting if you cant see my pain? to wear them on my body tells what words can not explain — Ana Copy Share Image
Be careful with who you open up with, because only a few people care the rest are just curious — Ana Copy Share Image
Everybody says that love hurts but thats not true. loneliness hurt, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts, everybody confuses these things with love but in… — Ana Copy Share Image
You said you'd never hurt me, you said you'd never lie, well you just did both, but yet you also made me cry — Ana Copy Share Image
