“One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the evil that was going on, he decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out, so God sent an angel, when the angel returned, she told God, Yes, its bad on Earth: 95% are wicked and 5% are good, God was not pleased, so he sent an email to the 5% that were good because give them a little somethingto help them keep going, do you know what the email said? you didnt get one either huh?”